frankb
Senior member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2011
- Messages
- 587
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2010
- Country
- US
- State
- Georgia
- City
- Sandy Springs
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:*
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:*
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.* However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:*
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:*
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…;*
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
*
"Push. Push. Push”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:*
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:*
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.* However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:*
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:*
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…;*
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
*
